NO NO NO NO
WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT
IT’S BEEN TOO LONG SINCE I’VE HAD A NEW BOOK OR MOVIE FOR NEW STUFF FROM THIS SERIES TO BE RIPPING APART MY SOUL IT’S SLOWLY ROTTING FROM THE ACHE OF THE ORIGINAL I CAN’T HANDLE THIS
no.
(Source: brokenboywithasmile, via everthroned)
Then: I’ll see you tomorrow. You guys are in the Netherlands right! I look forward to playing with you…(How slow are you going to play Bruch? Practicing without speed is hard so slow)
Edna Mode
(via xflywithmeforever)
so my mom needed a dress for a wedding so she went to neiman marcus and tried this on and sneaked some pictures
then she showed them to my grandmother and with almost a 50 year sewing career she made an exact replica of the dress for her
no one tops my grandma tbh
Your grandma’s dress falls better on your mum than the original one though. Kudo’s to your grandma
(via itseasytoremember)
The King’s Singers - Masterpiece
This is possibly the most brilliant thing I’ve ever heard. They sing the name of famous composers in that composer’s style.
Not to mention that countertenor is RIDICULOUS.
ok I wasn’t going to reblog this until they imitated horns during Beethoven, that was fucking spot on.
(via peculiarmoomin)
no but women are so badass okay
because there will inevitably come a point in every woman’s life where she wakes up in a pool of her own blood and her reaction will be dammit now i have to do laundry
that is some suave superhero shit and you won’t ever be able to convince me otherwise
(via itseasytoremember)
team-free-will-and-the-impala:
rule #47837482130 of tumblr
if ur australian everyone automatically likes u
except the kiwis we can see right through your bullshit
shut the fuck up new zealand
You leave Middle Earth alone, Australia, or we’ll recolonize you.
Sincerely,
England.
But Muuuuuuum
this is perfect
(via itseasytoremember)
Stephen Fry: Can we settle an important question?
JK Rowling: Yes.
Stephen Fry: How do you pronounce your last name?
JK Rowling: It is Row-ling. As in rolling pin.
Stephen Fry: So if any of you hear someone pronounce her name “Rohw-ling”, you have my permission to hit them over the head with — not with Order of the Phoenix, that would be cruel. Something smaller, like a fridge.
BEAUTIFUL POST IS BEAUTIFUL
(Source: drumsofthedead, via itseasytoremember)
Sometimes when I’m feeling down I like to remind myself that once, on /v/, I sang A Whole New World, as Jigglypuff, with a guy doing a solid impression of Professor Oak.
I LOST IT WHEN THE FUCKING POKEMON STARTED SINGING
(Source: sophiealdred, via ruinedchildhood)
I briefly explained earlier that one of my biggest pet peeves in writing fanfiction is being told my style is wrong, as though what I’ve written is a typo or grammatical error. So, I wanted to elaborate more on style in fanfiction, or really, just fiction writing in general. Now, I don’t mean style in the sense of voice or delivery. I mean style in the sense of mechanics.
Should ages be numerical?: 10-years-old or ten-years-old?
Is it ‘OK’ or ‘Okay’?
Do I write today’s date as 19 April, 2013 or April 19th, 2013?
These sort of questions apply to the Pokemon fandom, too.
Do I capitalize the ‘city’ in “Goldenrod City?” Or do I leave it lowercase?
Does Co-ordinator have a hypen in it, or do we spell it Coordinator?
Is it Elite 4 or Elite Four?
(via the-prince-of-hyrule)
So this is what happens when you tell your two gay dads that they’re going to be grandpas.
I always love seeing this video, it’s the cutest thing.
AHHHHHHHHH I’M SO HAPPY NOW
THATS SO CUTE IM JUST
Anyone that says that a gay relationship works differently…
(via itseasytoremember)
WE’VE DONE IT WE’VE REACHED THE HIGH POINT OF THE INTERNET
(via containedemotion)
It is NOT a good substitute for normal anti-conception medication. Besides a higher risk of getting pregnant (though I would call an 95% elimination chance in 12 hours not really high) the stuff is dangerous.
I talked to the clerk at the drugstore. Said it was better to take it now than have a problem in 9 months. She said: do you use it regularly? I responded with no I don’t: I just started the pill again and it’s just for safety reasons.
She replied; Well, you can only use it 5 times in your life. It is a drug that will fuck up your womb if used too much. It is aggressive, which explains the dizzyness, the nausea, the cramps and the tiredness.
So, I was suitably scared. (Of course, if I use it only once I am good…I can deal with 2 days of crap)
So here’s my advice: if you intend on having sex, use proper contraceptive. Use condoms, and if your partner doesn’t want to (and is SOA free) use either the pill, a birth control ring, or ask if you can have some long term protection at your doctors.
feastintheforestofimpaledbodies:
lol that’s a real man
Nothing better than eating some menstrual vagina with your face looking like a wolf let into a hen-house! Bloody good time.
Lol
What was it? A real sailor even sails the red seas?
(Source: nefariouscinephile, via peculiarmoomin)
